I Enjoy Pizza! :( LOLZ

I had a few slices of pizza last week and since I have this blog I obviously could not eat them like a normal person would , nooooo I had to step it up and be a big man.Well for your enjoyment I woke up at 6 in the morning in my friends bachelor apartment with the biggest cramps , and took a runny shit that made my asshole burn for about 6 hours.Whats that your thinking?What kind of "CRAZY CRAZY " hot sauce did I pour onto these pizza slices?Nope think again.

Do not worry it was just an entire Blue Cheese Flavored dipping sauce container.





And surprise surprise it looks like it taste fucking disgusting.Whoever invented dipping sauce for pizza was an asshole.It was probably just invented for Fat people who don't like the lone taste of crust but where to fat to be able to throw out the smallest piece of food without letting a greasy tear fall down there multiple chins.




Anyhow I do not recommend this to anyone who is not a giant Lard Ass.

P.S Sorry Gen that you had to get ready for work in the bathroom I shat out an entire Demonic Aids Like Epidemic in.

Cannot find my Chord.

So I have seem to misplaced my goddamn cellphone chord that connects to my computer that uploads my sweet ass pics of my food ventures.So until I find it listen to this excellent Neu! album.




....And heres is a download link

http://commercialzone.blogspot.com/2007/10/neu-neu-75-1975.html


BTW After Eight is a total Roxy Music esque Punk Jam enjoy!And Be patient more weird food to come.

BRO RIGHT SLIME.

Around 2 sunday's ago I had a thirst that could not be quench by anything.I wanted to taste green.I decided to combine 2 of my favorite beverages to create the ultimate green drink.Pabst Blue Ribbon and recently renamed Slime Crush.



I filled the glass about 3 quarters with the beer and the rest with Slime Crush.This looks like Leprechaun gonorrhea piss, you'd think that it would be horrible but no turns out that Leprechaun gonorrhea piss taste okay, not great , not amazing but okay.Better then Bud Light Lime any day.I recommend this if you love both drinks and or if you wanna actually taste what green taste like.

4 FUCKING MICHELINA'S FOR 5 FUCKING DOLLARS GET THE FUKK OUT!!!!

So the grocery store had a sale on Michelina's so I obviously bought 8.I do not own a Microwave and I'm not down with waiting 45 minutes for one frozen dinner snack, I decided I would take two Opposite dinners and fry them up in a pan with tons of butter.The two kinds were Penne Pollo and Shepards Pie aka Pate Chinois.



The Pate Chinois consisted of Beef (Dog meat), Corn and Mashed Potatoes.The Penne Pello was Pasta in a Cream Sauce (Unicorn Cum) with Chicken.
I cooked slowly and stirring often flipping the frozen squares of disguting goodness constantly in the melted butter.





Once the frozen squares finally melted the meal began to look like mushy slop or sloppy mush thanks to the almost liquid like mashed potatoes.




And Finally it was hot and ready to serve.






There was super disgusting happening in my mouth at once it is practically indescribable.The texture is probably very similiar to diarreah on a bad day.I managed to get through 3 quarters of it before my stomach starting to tell me to fuck off with that shit I was putting in it.Now the rest of this mess is sitting on my coffee table calling me to finish it but I need a break and some alone time.

FUCK YOU PHO!!!

Chicken Finger Poutine
Pogo Poutine


Go to Hell Pho, You are one of the worst things to ever happen to Ottawa.Stop Opening you stupid restaurants I do not care for salt water noodle bowls.Nobody even likes you, and if they do I do not like them at all.You are the reason we barely have any shitty awesome fast food joints in this place.I want food that makes my shit look like weird things not what your Pho makes it look like.I do sincerly hope it is just a fad and eventually the Greasiness will once again conquer all.

R.I.P Fast Food Corner