4 FUCKING MICHELINA'S FOR 5 FUCKING DOLLARS GET THE FUKK OUT!!!!

So the grocery store had a sale on Michelina's so I obviously bought 8.I do not own a Microwave and I'm not down with waiting 45 minutes for one frozen dinner snack, I decided I would take two Opposite dinners and fry them up in a pan with tons of butter.The two kinds were Penne Pollo and Shepards Pie aka Pate Chinois.



The Pate Chinois consisted of Beef (Dog meat), Corn and Mashed Potatoes.The Penne Pello was Pasta in a Cream Sauce (Unicorn Cum) with Chicken.
I cooked slowly and stirring often flipping the frozen squares of disguting goodness constantly in the melted butter.





Once the frozen squares finally melted the meal began to look like mushy slop or sloppy mush thanks to the almost liquid like mashed potatoes.




And Finally it was hot and ready to serve.






There was super disgusting happening in my mouth at once it is practically indescribable.The texture is probably very similiar to diarreah on a bad day.I managed to get through 3 quarters of it before my stomach starting to tell me to fuck off with that shit I was putting in it.Now the rest of this mess is sitting on my coffee table calling me to finish it but I need a break and some alone time.