I Enjoy Pizza! :( LOLZ

I had a few slices of pizza last week and since I have this blog I obviously could not eat them like a normal person would , nooooo I had to step it up and be a big man.Well for your enjoyment I woke up at 6 in the morning in my friends bachelor apartment with the biggest cramps , and took a runny shit that made my asshole burn for about 6 hours.Whats that your thinking?What kind of "CRAZY CRAZY " hot sauce did I pour onto these pizza slices?Nope think again.

Do not worry it was just an entire Blue Cheese Flavored dipping sauce container.





And surprise surprise it looks like it taste fucking disgusting.Whoever invented dipping sauce for pizza was an asshole.It was probably just invented for Fat people who don't like the lone taste of crust but where to fat to be able to throw out the smallest piece of food without letting a greasy tear fall down there multiple chins.




Anyhow I do not recommend this to anyone who is not a giant Lard Ass.

P.S Sorry Gen that you had to get ready for work in the bathroom I shat out an entire Demonic Aids Like Epidemic in.